LOLison

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I HAVE A SEVERE COMMUNICATION ADDICTION!

If you want to get personal all you need to know about me is that I am FABULOUS, I am the drug you can't deny, and before you know it I am your newest addiction! I am extremely sarcastic and outgoing, and I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal, people know me, however I don't have many leather-bound books and my apartment doesn't smell of rich mahogany, more like Michael Kors perfume!!
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DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

jimrock:


LOLison will be guest bartending this charity event tonight at Tonic raising money for kids who can’t read good or something.

SF, come through? For one night, your self-destructive drinking habits can benefit charity!
DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

jimrock:

LOLison will be guest bartending this charity event tonight at Tonic raising money for kids who can’t read good or something.

SF, come through? For one night, your self-destructive drinking habits can benefit charity!

OK, I have found my match…..not only is this car pINK, but its the only mini with enough leg room for my 6ft 3 self!
juliaallison:

O.M.FFFFFF.G.
OMFG.OMFGOMFGOMFG.
I am going into mini-convulsions of joy over this photo.
Thank you to reader Meghan R. for sending it to me!!!
Wow.  Wow.

OK, I have found my match…..not only is this car pINK, but its the only mini with enough leg room for my 6ft 3 self!

juliaallison:

O.M.FFFFFF.G.

OMFG.OMFGOMFGOMFG.

I am going into mini-convulsions of joy over this photo.

Thank you to reader Meghan R. for sending it to me!!!

Wow.  Wow.

“Crack The Shutters”- Snowpatrol

You cool your bed-warm hands down on the broken radiator,
And when you lay them freezing on me, I mumble “can you wake me later?”
But I don’t really want you to stop and you know it so it doesn’t stop you
And run your hands from my neck to my chest

Crack the shutters open wide, I wanna bathe you in the light of day
And just watch you as the rays tangle up around your face and body
I could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
Cuz’ the daylight seems to want you just as much as I want you

It’s been minutes, it’s been days, it’s been all I will remember
Happy lost in your hair and the cold side of the pillow
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Your hills and valleys are mapped by my intrepid fingers
And in a naked slumber, I dream all this again

Crack the shutters open wide, I wanna bathe you in the light of day
And just watch you as the rays tangle up around your face and body
I could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
Cuz’ the daylight seems to want you just as much as I want you

Crack the shutters open wide, I wanna bathe you in the light of day
And just watch you as the rays tangle up around your face and body
I could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
Cuz’ the daylight seems to want you just as much as I want you

OMG this is BRILLIANT!
nedhepburn:

(via topherchris)
this is a brilliant idea.

OMG this is BRILLIANT!

nedhepburn:

(via topherchris)

this is a brilliant idea.

I hop-scotched the shit out of that sidewalk!
jimrock:
for lunch we went to mexico via BART and on the way back had a run in with a hopscotch thingie which appears to be some sort of Ben & Jerry’s low key marketing in the FiDi.

I hop-scotched the shit out of that sidewalk!

jimrock:

for lunch we went to mexico via BART and on the way back had a run in with a hopscotch thingie which appears to be some sort of Ben & Jerry’s low key marketing in the FiDi.
Yes people this REALLY happened to me…. I am a little, no I am ALOT creeped out!
jimrock:

[the email LOLison received today from a coworker that made me laugh until my ribs hurt]
To: LOLison 
From: Mouthbreathing Troglodyte CoWorker
Subject: FW: sister day
Happy sister’s Day!! You May Or May Not Have My Blood, But You Have My Heart and My Prayers. Send to all Your Girls even me…… Get 5 Back You Are A Good Friend :O)
NOW YOU’RE ON THE CLOCK!!!! IN 9 MINUTES SOMETHING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL 9 SISTERS YOU LOVE THEM INCLUDING ME.

Yes people this REALLY happened to me…. I am a little, no I am ALOT creeped out!

jimrock:

[the email LOLison received today from a coworker that made me laugh until my ribs hurt]

To: LOLison

From: Mouthbreathing Troglodyte CoWorker

Subject: FW: sister day

Happy sister’s Day!! You May Or May Not Have My Blood, But You Have My Heart and My Prayers. Send to all Your Girls even me…… Get 5 Back You Are A Good Friend :O)


NOW YOU’RE ON THE CLOCK!!!! IN 9 MINUTES SOMETHING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL 9 SISTERS YOU LOVE THEM INCLUDING ME.


[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I can’t help it, this is the song of the day! Boom Boom Pow….don’t stop get it get it!

I don’t know what you smoke or what countries you’ve been to if you speak any other languages other than your own but I’d like to meet you I don’t know if you drive if you love the ground beneath you I don’t know if you write letters or panic on the phone still I’d like to call you all the same, if you want to, I am game.

I don’t know if you can swim or if the sea has any draw for you if you’re better in the morning or when the sun goes down I’d like to talk to you I don’t know if you can dance if the thought ever occurred to you if you eat what you’ve been given or push it round your plate still I’d like to cook for you all the same, I would want to, I am game,

If you walk my way and I could keep my head we could creep away in the dark or maybe not, we could shoot it down anyway.
[ Lisa Hannigan Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]

I don’t know if you read novels or the magazines if you love the hand that feeds you I assume that your heart’s been bruised I know I’d like to know you you don’t know if I can draw at all or what records I am into if I sleep like a spoon or rarely at all or maybe you would do? maybe you would do

if I walk your way I will keep my head we will feel our way through the dark though I don’t know you I think that I would do I don’t fall easy at all

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I liked the original by Glen Hansard, but I LOVE this version (Americal Idol contestant Kris Allen):

“Falling Slowly” from The movie “Once”

I don’t know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can’t react
And games that never amount
To more than they’re meant
Will play themselves out

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We’ve still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You’ve made it now

Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can’t go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I’m painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It’s time that you won

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We’ve still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
You’ve made it now

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We’ve still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
You’ve made it now
Falling slowly sing your melody
I’ll sing along

To him she seemed so seductive, so different from ordinary people, that he could not understand why no one was as disturbed as he by the clicking of her heels on the paving stones, why no one else’s heart was wild with the breeze stirred by the sighs of her veils, why everyone did not go mad with the movements of her braid, the flight of her hands, the gold of her laughter. He had not missed a single one of her gestures, not one of the indications of her character, but he did not dare approach her for fear of destroying the spell. Gabriel Garcia Marquez