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jimrock:

Last night after Ming’s birthday bash 2009 There was this whole middle eastern dance vibe it was kind of intense. People were for real dancing. Like large groups of ed hardy bros were just like circle dancing and having the times of their lives.

Near the end of this video which is longer than the one I streamed last night, you will see me point the phone towards my “drink” and question “why is it all whiskey, how could it all be whiskey”. I say “my drink” because it was actually just a pint glass with a little bit of ice filled to the top with Jameson. When the waiter dropped it off I just made this weird face and I looked him in the eye with a mixture of awesome/fuckyou.

I had kind of made the decision to “take it easy” and “stay soberish so I can talk to girls” but that party in a glass kind of killed the whole game for me. Later at 83 Proof my party tank was running on fumes and I switched to beer and blueberry and proceeded to stare at things and chat in a detatched manner until it was time to go.

On the cab ride home I made the cab driver drop me off 25 blocks from my house and I went into a 711 and bought 15 dollars in various drunk supplies including sour patch kids, vitamin water and an “energy” butterfinger. The walk home at 2:30ish was pretty awesome as I had supplies, my phone was charged and I had a pair of headphones enabling me to stumble home listening to the new Drake album whilst eating an extreme candy bar and drunk texting everyone.

Yes I was part of these shennanigans, and most likely the reason “Aladdin” tried to kill jim w/ a pint glass full of Jameson!